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QueenPope – PopeQueen. Churches meet Head to Head. The eyes have it.

by Luxifer Fox, PAX 25th September 2010

Caesar Ben, Rat in the Hat, Chief Homophobe, Leader of the World's Largest Paedophile Ring and patron of the ongoing Inquisition, toured Londinium and Britannica recently beginning his tour beyond Hadrian's Wall in Scotland, where he was greeted by a grim-faced Queen, head of the Church of England. The Caesars have been visiting Britain since Julius Caesar first invaded in 55 BC.

“It's not so much that the Roman Empire became Christian, but rather that Christianity became the Roman Empire.” Pope Alice kilohertzed.

Caesar Ben, who sees himself beyond the law and apparently only answerable to God (sic) was greeted in Edinburgh by a stern, somewhat resigned Her Majesty the Queen allowing him free reign to the Money Capital Londinium and Greater Britain. Ticket sales were dramatically down though as interest wanes. Protests however were at their highest ever. Like all empires both the Vatican Empire and the Financial Empire are crumbling in front of our very eyes just like other empires before them crumbled and a new, compassionate, accountable and honest world gradually emerges.

Meanwhile Poor Benny is lashing out at everyone he can. “Where is the Love, Ben?” He's blamed homosexuals for the Church's kiddie sex scandal woes and now blames atheists for the Holocaust. All this after centuries, no, two millennia, of the Church running riot in the world savaging Jews and homosexuals and atheists and anyone else who gets in their way or provides a political advantage in being persecuted as a scapegoat.

Here's a novel idea Ben, be honest and take responsibility, not only for the Church's countless sins, but also for your own. Fessup! Confession is a two-way thing and pope's aren't exempt. Get it off your chest and put your feet up. Remember the fit of the shoes shows on the face.

Pope Alice intoned, “Poor Benny, no amount of make up can hide those eyes. Yes, the eyes have it and there's nothing Estee Lauder or Helene Rubenstein can do about it. The eyes are the windows of the soul and Ben's look like stained glass. And people in stained glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.”

Benny's dedicated himself to obfuscation and protecting the Church at any costs, even defending it against the Truth. According to some the cardinals elected Benny Pope to give him immunity thereby enabling him to avoid answering any questions concerning his knowledge of sex abuse scandals. A letter sent to every Catholic bishop on May 18, 2001, by then-Cardinal Ratzinger, constituted an international conspiracy to obstruct justice. This official Vatican document Benny penned in his role as prefect of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith dealt with official church procedure in dealing with clerical sex abuse cases. Not only did this letter contain the cardinal’s current thinking on the subject, it also cited in a footnote a top-secret 1962 document, informally known as Crimen Sollicitationis, considered a smoking gun, which contains written orders from the Vatican laying bare a system for protecting child molesters.

Great moral guidance eh! And this was the Queen of England's guest!! No wonder she looked grim. The Church of Rome is dying via its own hands. Well, as St Michael Jackson knew, only Love lives forever. A marvelous new dawn awaits humanity.

LuXifer Fox, President, PAX (Pope Alice Xorporation)

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